GLITCH SWITCH

These are the totally mad ones. Glitch Switches fry the voice synthesis circuits of a Speak&XXXX machine on a temporary basis.

When a Glitch Switch is on, the unit will output endless streams of random gibberish and sonic insanity whenever it should be making a normal noise. Anything from electronic vocal swoops and squeals to strange bleeps and alien soundscapes can be randomly created using the glitch switches.

Different glitch switchs will have different methods of usage. Some glitches trigger the same sounds when you press sertain keys on the keypad while others just start spewing insanity the second you turn them on.

One of our Speak&Spells was fond of repeatedly telling us to 'connect your onion' when certain glitches were applied. Multiple glitches often interact with each other causing more complex sounds.