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« on: November 09, 2005, 08:54:59 PM »

Is it just me or does anyone else think there's something not quite right about Paul Daniels?
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 09:19:45 PM »

I would go so far as to suggest that there is something actually distinctly wrong with paul daniels. Thanks for your input:)
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 04:37:57 AM »

but he is magic, you can't deny that.
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 08:37:41 AM »

Sorry but im not convinced he is magic.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 05:29:00 PM »

Dave you are letting the side down, you haven't posted any total rubbish for months Grin
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2006, 09:31:21 PM »

That's cos i've been busy trying to work out if the myth that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny is true or not.

What do you think?
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2006, 10:21:38 PM »

Nothing funny about clowns,

cannibals on the other hand are a laugh riot.
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2006, 11:31:28 PM »

Yeah but i used to think Harry Secombe was a laugh riot until i realised he meant every word .

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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2006, 11:37:25 PM »

Harry Secombe is a cannibal?

 I'm never having him round for dinner again
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 12:08:29 AM »

My research strongly suggests he's also a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile that stinks like a rotting mackerel.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 12:58:58 AM »

This is the first i've heard of this, can you prove these rather unlikely claims? Wink
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 05:12:14 PM »

Trust me it's all true, the internet said so.
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 10:57:07 PM »

You are regurgitating this data though so on some level you must take responsibility for the validity of your claims Wink
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2006, 01:42:03 PM »

The Internet can take responsibility for the validity of my claims.
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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2006, 07:44:37 AM »

My researches on the other hand indicate that none other than Norris McWhirter of the Guiness Book of Records fame was, and i quote from www.indymedia.org.uk, an 'arch nazi, apartheid supporter and part time children's entertainer'.

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