'The Giant Jaffa Cake has a long history; McVities once went up against the Taxman to prove that the Jaffa was a cake and not a biscuit, and therefore exempt from luxuries tax. To prove their point, they baked a giant Jaffa, and showed it to the jury, arguing that if this was a cake, why wasn’t a normal sized one?'
WHY DO I CARE?
OH GOD! why am i reading this nonsense and actually caring?
I'm off to quietly cry in the corner now......................