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« on: October 12, 2006, 09:47:12 AM »

Hello
How often do you visit church?
Thanks.  Smiley





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Re: Church
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 12:12:35 PM »

if you want to bent a church, i reccoment that you start with the clocktower,
if that doesn't work, you should focus on the priest ,
who knows what you will get out of his mouth  Cheesy
good luck anyway !
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Re: Church
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 12:16:18 PM »

be carefull with 220 volts though,
most priests don't like that.
unless you like the noise ofcourse  Wink
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Re: Church
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 12:41:58 PM »

Hello
How often do you visit church?
Thanks.

Are you commenting on the satanic nature of our website? if so thankyou, we do try our best.  Wink  Otherwise all talk of a religious nature should be in the banter section where all the meaningless chat  belongs.

It appears that you have 'accidently' placed two pointless hidden links to blogs on 'unfinished furniture' and 'healthy recipes' within your short post, but don't worry because i've removed them so you don't get accused of being a spammer.  Wink
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i am not paid to listen to this drivel, you are a terminal fool
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006, 03:37:44 PM »

Are you commenting on the satanic nature of our website? if so thankyou, we do try our best.  Wink  Otherwise all talk of a religious nature should be in the banter section where all the meaningless chat  belongs.

Are circuitbenders affiliated with satan in any way?
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Re: Church
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 03:46:39 PM »

Not as yet but we are working on a sponsorship deal  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2006, 05:16:44 AM »

I was learning to play bass in a music group in a church a long time ago, and in a practice, the music director told me just for fun to tune my lowest string to low C. He was also the pipe organist in the church and knew a lot about the acoustics of the particular building we were in (an 1800's stone building with a steeple, bell tower, archways etc.), and wanted to explain what harmonic resonance was. Anyway, he told me to play the low C string now. I hit the note just once, and the cathedral filled with this MASSIVE, low, gut shaking rumble and appeared to originate not from my small bass amp, but from all around in 360 degrees, in full "surround sound", in the real meaning of the term. We were rapped!! Now that's what you call church bending!!!

Cheers, Graham
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Re: Church
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 09:42:04 PM »

You were playing the devils music that's why!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 04:31:42 AM »

Ahh! That would explain why my head spins round and round, and green stuff oozes out of my mouth Cheesy

Cheers, graham
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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2007, 11:27:45 PM »

I regularly attend service at duffy's bar-church of ruined lives and lowered expectations. This month we are honoring St. James Beam, patron saint of domestic violence and patron saint/inventor of bourbon, with a communion consisting of $2 shots $3 mixed drinks, and a solemn Billiards service.
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