Marmite or Bovril?

[Circuitbenders]

we aim to please

Of course Bovril is the superior product, only the kind of people who have sugar in tea prefer Marmite, and its a well known fact that only satanists have sugar in tea.

[Circuitbenders]

I could have sworn there was another post here yesterday by Mr Papaspank.

Are we being censored by the forces of marmite?

wierdness going on.........

[Fatdave]

The Marmite Monster strikes again. 

[papaspank]

I could have sworn there was another post here yesterday by Mr Papaspank.

Are we being censored by the forces of marmite?

wierdness going on.........

Yes I did put one of those post things on here!! where it go? 

It was a bit long winded like - all about a penguin (the aquatic bird not the chocolate bar... meeting his mate the chicken, who was at the time crossing the road.

Well, they went into a bar (the kind you drink out of -not the sort that thugs stun their victims with)...

met three blokes, who were all on their way out - went past this man, who was actually in the wrong pub anyway....

well, after they'd said HI to all their friends - they went to the barman, and asked for two pints of larger...

the barman looked at the chicken and said to the penguin 'sorry we don't serve food'

this was a slightly more condensed version - but it's still not marmite related, but it is food orientated (kind of).

[Circuitbenders]

i assumed you removed that post for its lack of marmite or bovril related goodness, nowt to do with me.

Anyway, i thought i'd push the boat out today and treat myself to some Chicken flavoured Bovril.

I've not tried it yet but i'll be sure to keep this thread updated when i do.

Any opinions on this absurd concoction?

[Fatdave]

Anyway, i thought i'd push the boat out today and treat myself to some Chicken flavoured Bovril.
Any opinions on this absurd concoction?

I've never heard anything more absurd in all my life, are you some kind of freak?

What's next on the menu, fish flavoured tea?

[Circuitbenders]

I did rather fancy some of that beef flavoured toothpaste for dogs, sounds like a taste explosion.

I think chicken Bovril may well be better than normal Bovril and i'd be willing to fight anyone who suggests otherwise

[Fatdave]

Thing is your banging on about drinking Bovril which i have to say i find a bit fucking wierd. 
What i wanna know is what this so called Chicken Bovril is like on on a lightly toasted slice of brown Hovis?

[Circuitbenders]

I don't think anyone mentioned drinking bovril did they?

Although i was absolutely fascinated to discover that Bovril is labelled as a 'savoury drink' and there is no mention of it being a bread coating.

On what other forum could you learn totally irrelevant facts like that?

[Fatdave]

What the hell is beef tea?

[Circuitbenders]

What the hell is beef tea?

Beef tea is tea made from beef, how else can i put it?

You take some cow, and you make tea with it, what more do you need to know?

Its hot liquid cow...........and infinately less nourishing than bovril which of course isn't liquid cow in any respect, oh no.

[Fatdave]

i need some hot liquid cow and i need it quick goddamit.

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Truly, my life is complete now.