These things sare some of some of the most infuriatingly annoying little machines we've come across in a long time. That is, infuriatingly annoying if you happen to be in the same room as someone who has one with them. Strangely they're not so annoying if its you thats getting on someone else nerves with one.

Modified Sound Machine

They come in several different themes. These are the sound FX ones but you can also get Cartoon, Sci-fi, Horror, Football (or soccer if you'd prefer) and the legendary F*** Box version. Basically they each have 16 infuriating and remarkably Hi-Fi sound effects that play when you press the buttons. As you can see, each button has a little image to represent what it plays.

Sound Machines FX

Thats about it, except that we have added a pitch knob round the back to take the sounds from squealing chipmunk blips at the top, to hideously aliasing low frequency 8 bit noise at the bottom. Theres also a new 3.5mm jack output socket on the top of each unit. If you thought these things were annoying at the internal speaker volume, just image how irritating you can be over a 10K PA rig!

modded sound machines FX

To listen to the kind of sounds this thing now produces take a listen to the mp3 demo below. This demo features the Sci-Fi model, then the Horror version and finally this version is the last section of the three.
Click HERE and it should start in the right place at 2:34

No, we don't currently have any of the other versions in stock.

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