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Title: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on October 24, 2007, 08:17:08 PM
I'm sure i'm not the only one here who finds that their houses mysteriously become the dumping ground for every bit of surplus electronics gear within a 10 mile radius but what i'm wondering is, where the hell does it all come from, and more importantly, why the hell is it here?

Just taking a quick look into my hallway i can see:

2 three unit racks pulled from an obscenely complex alarm system
A Rackmount telephone exchange
A device for measuring concrete stress in earthquakes! (what the fuck!!!!)
2 accutronics springline reverb tanks
A casio CZ5000 synth!
A pair of carlsbro PA speakers
A broken Cheetah MD16R
An old Teletype VDU system for displaying football results on screens in betting shops
2 Apple Mac classics
An old epson dot matrix printer
An Amstrad Green screen monitor

I have no idea why half of that stuff is here or what i'm ever going to do with any of it, but for some reason i'm still collecting this crap. Is this the curse of all circuitbenders or is it just me?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: nochtanseenspecht on October 24, 2007, 10:30:22 PM
hehe sounds familliair.
but the cz5000 is okay
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Fatdave on October 29, 2007, 05:05:07 AM
Is this the curse of all circuitbenders or is it just me?


It's just you you fucking idiot.  :)


Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on October 29, 2007, 06:29:26 PM
don't think that just because you fobbed off some macs on some trusting fool that means your house isn't full of crap.

hehe sounds familliair.
but the cz5000 is okay

The CZ5000 was the first synth in ever owned and has an excellent  ring modulator, but its just way too big  :(
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: iqoruvuc on October 30, 2007, 09:24:02 AM
I made a mistake of buying a CZ3000, like you say just too big.  It's been propped up against my bedroom wall for 2 years!
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: george lazenbleep on November 16, 2007, 02:48:32 PM
get a 101, some nice bends on there and it has guitar strap buttons
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Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Luka on November 26, 2007, 11:44:55 AM
im more than happy to take those verb tanks off your hands
pm me if your wanna organise some shipping fee
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: kick52 on December 17, 2007, 07:36:33 AM
I have 6 computer monitors (7 if you count the iMac, mostly CRT), and I just can't get rid of the buggers. I only use one.
I also have boxes of circuit bending stuff which I might take a picture of later.
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Rizomorph on January 04, 2008, 11:42:55 AM
I would concider myself lucky if i saw that in my hallway ;D but wtf why do u have a Seismometer?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on January 04, 2008, 05:03:14 PM
I would concider myself lucky if i saw that in my hallway ;D but wtf why do u have a Seismometer?

why not? You won't get any warning before an earthquake hita and you have to measure some concrete stress so i find its better to have thiese things ready and to hand just in case  ;D

either that or it turned up in a consignment of junk that someone managed to offload on me and will soon be passed onto some other trusting fool!
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Gordonjcp on May 20, 2008, 09:17:04 PM

why not? You won't get any warning before an earthquake hita and you have to measure some concrete stress so i find its better to have thiese things ready and to hand just in case  ;D


Can you hook the transducers up to an amp?  What does stressed concrete sound like?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: gmeredith on May 21, 2008, 06:28:05 AM
You know that the most expensive piece of equipment on your list there is the Epson dot matrix printer - you can still buy them, but they are well over $1000 new! :o A lot of scientific equipment still uses chart paper reams for large graphs - and the printer manufacturers still make them for those types of things, and charge like a wounded bull!

My university is the dumping ground for the world's dot matrix printers.

Cheers, graham
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on May 21, 2008, 12:59:24 PM
Can you hook the transducers up to an amp?  What does stressed concrete sound like?

Something tells me that would sound horribly creepy, and i suspect i'm not capable of sressing concrete enough to make any kind of impression......... but who cares, i'll see what i can do  :D

You know that the most expensive piece of equipment on your list there is the Epson dot matrix printer - you can still buy them, but they are well over $1000 new!

This explains why theres loads of people on ebay trying to shift them for ridiculous Buy It Now prices when other people can't even start the bidding at 99p
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Matt the Modulator on May 22, 2008, 10:57:59 AM
Jacob Kirkegaard uses contact mics and virbration test equipment to produce music well sound scabes. this link takes to his lp Eldfjall recordings of volcanic vibrations in the earth around the area of Krisuvik, Geysir and Myvatn in Iceland.

http://fonik.dk/works/eldfjall.html

sounds great with sp & spl's etc any way i no what u mean about weres all this stuff come from i go to car boot every weak even thou i have about 30 things waiting to be bent i whent in the cuboard under the stair for my summer hoody as its getting warmer and i found A GAY BONGO MACHINE  i cant remeber were i got it or why?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on June 05, 2008, 01:56:09 PM
i whent in the cuboard under the stair for my summer hoody as its getting warmer and i found A GAY BONGO MACHINE  i cant remeber were i got it or why?

is there such a thing as a bongo machine with a specific sexuality? If so, how can you tell?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Matt the Modulator on June 05, 2008, 11:25:09 PM
well its pink and blue and sounds very camp my lady says it more metro sexual! hehe i havent opend it up yet to check on its  genatals  but ile let you know the outcome.
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: computer at sea on June 06, 2008, 01:52:39 AM
When checking the genitals of an electronic device be ABSOLUTELY sure that the piece is of a certain vintage (made before tpday's date in 1990).
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Circuitbenders on June 06, 2008, 06:42:25 PM
or 1992 in the UK of course.
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: Matt the Modulator on June 06, 2008, 08:21:19 PM
well this things obout 6 so ile have to wait haha unless i have a doctor and a social worker present any way ive got a french dictee magic to keep me busy this evening not found many bends yet looks like a late circuit design the pitch bend only lowers the pitch?
Title: Re: Where the hell does all this crap in my house come from?
Post by: casioboi on October 28, 2010, 08:01:15 PM
I made a mistake of buying a CZ3000, like you say just too big.  It's been propped up against my bedroom wall for 2 years!

My CZ-3000 is propped against my bedroom wall too. I'm still trying to figure out why some people have claimed it's equivalent to two CZ-101s. :-\