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Circuitbenders Forum => Banter => Topic started by: Fatdave on November 09, 2005, 08:54:59 PM

Title: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on November 09, 2005, 08:54:59 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else think there's something not quite right about Paul Daniels?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on November 11, 2005, 09:19:45 PM
I would go so far as to suggest that there is something actually distinctly wrong with paul daniels. Thanks for your input:)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: voodoolikeudoo on November 18, 2005, 04:37:57 AM
but he is magic, you can't deny that.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on November 19, 2005, 08:37:41 AM
Sorry but im not convinced he is magic.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on February 06, 2006, 05:29:00 PM
Dave you are letting the side down, you haven't posted any total rubbish for months ;D
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on February 11, 2006, 09:31:21 PM
That's cos i've been busy trying to work out if the myth that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny is true or not.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on February 11, 2006, 10:21:38 PM
Nothing funny about clowns,

cannibals on the other hand are a laugh riot.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on February 11, 2006, 11:31:28 PM
Yeah but i used to think Harry Secombe was a laugh riot until i realised he meant every word .

Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on February 11, 2006, 11:37:25 PM
Harry Secombe is a cannibal?

 I'm never having him round for dinner again
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on February 12, 2006, 12:08:29 AM
My research strongly suggests he's also a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile that stinks like a rotting mackerel.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: voodoolikeudoo on February 14, 2006, 12:58:58 AM
This is the first i've heard of this, can you prove these rather unlikely claims? ;)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on February 14, 2006, 05:12:14 PM
Trust me it's all true, the internet said so.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on February 27, 2006, 10:57:07 PM
You are regurgitating this data though so on some level you must take responsibility for the validity of your claims ;)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on February 28, 2006, 01:42:03 PM
The Internet can take responsibility for the validity of my claims.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: voodoolikeudoo on May 08, 2006, 08:44:37 AM
My researches on the other hand indicate that none other than Norris McWhirter of the Guiness Book of Records fame was, and i quote from www.indymedia.org.uk, an 'arch nazi, apartheid supporter and part time children's entertainer'.

Now theres a job description.  :o 
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on May 12, 2006, 07:54:52 AM
Mr McWhirter reminds me of the southern most portion of a northern bound horse for some unknown reason.  ::)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on May 12, 2006, 03:45:24 PM
So which direction is south in reference to equine portions?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on May 14, 2006, 04:48:23 PM
North init
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on May 14, 2006, 04:58:14 PM
Wasn't McWhirter one half of The Louvin Brothers back in the days when being a fascist was cool?

(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7041/louvin6za.jpg)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on May 14, 2006, 06:26:53 PM
Aren't you confusing fascist with satanist there? I don't think anyone is suggesting that Norris McWhirter was a satanist.

Having said that, its a childish schoolboy error that i've made many times myself.

Wasn't that Hitler bloke a well known satanist?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on May 14, 2006, 06:56:43 PM
He was not only a satanist but the evil twin of none other than Mr Fussy.
(http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/7797/04782ef25gu.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5300/hitler9jn.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: spine of god on May 14, 2006, 08:49:40 PM
Are you seriously suggesting that out of Hitler and Mr Fussy, that Hitler was the evil one!

That louvin brothers cover is pure class  ;)
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on May 31, 2006, 03:37:34 PM
I bloody knew something wasn't quite right....

http://pdet.blogspot.com/2006/02/february-18.html

Out of Daniels & McGee who's more likely to be a size 6?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on May 31, 2006, 03:55:14 PM
I really don't know what is more sad, the fact that blog exists or the fact that you obviously read it.

unless of course you write it, in which case i'm scared.

Have you thought of seeking professional help?
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Fatdave on June 24, 2006, 08:29:30 AM
Daniels is a menace to mankind so im glad someones going to the effort of monitoring the feeble little man . I would do it myself but i'm busy keeping tabs on Jim Bowen.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: the_zombiest on June 24, 2006, 11:06:00 AM
Paul Daniels used to live quite close to where i used to live. 

I feel tainted due to this.

I think mcgee was sold to Daniels as a child sex slave.

'you'll like this one' said the paedo ringleader, 'not a lot' replied Daniels thus securing his lamest of catchphrases.
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on June 27, 2006, 05:07:13 PM
what the feckin hell is this all about then?

http://www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/

Debbie Mcgee presents a host of tragically grotesque inbred freaks! Dave, i expect you to sign up asap


I'm sure this woman (and i use that term in the loosest possible sense of the word) used to be in The league Of Gentlemen. http://www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/detail.php?model=24

Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Circuitbenders on July 02, 2006, 01:50:59 PM
note the familiar psychotic stare of this raisin faced individual.

http://www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/detail.php?model=26

One 'Gary Daniels', i can only assume that Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee are breeding :o
Title: Re: Paul Daniels
Post by: Signal:Noise on August 04, 2006, 08:43:09 PM

Wasn't that Hitler bloke a well known satanist?

Occultist really, possibly there's a difference, but i'm not too sure.