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Circuitbenders Forum => Banter => Topic started by: Fatdave on July 24, 2006, 08:48:33 PM
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The last person to post in this thread gets a big sack full of goodies.
Good luck!
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a big sack of goodies from who exactly?
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You'll have to wait and see.
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Has anyone tried the new lime flavoured Jaffa Cakes?
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That's just thick...
If you're the last person to post ever - how could anyone else be able to confirm or deny it?
or are you just talking about the last person to post, before this line of irrelevancy reaches it's zenith?
oh dear.... :-[
i think that might be the point.
Its a clever little thing called wit. ;)
I'm still winning though ;D
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eat your words!
ha
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Has anyone tried the new lime flavoured Jaffa Cakes?
I have tried lime flavoured jaffa cakes actually, though can't remember what I thought of them. I think they were better than the blackcurrent which were a bit of a disappointment really. I think I came to the conclusion that Jaffa cakes need to be made from a citrus fruit which was why the lime ones weren't too bad.
Appearantly Terrys used to make a chocolate apple before their chocolate orange, and I think they even made a chocolate pear!
I'm full of confectionary trivia you know, I have won the Cadbury's World World chocolate Quiz 3 years in a row. Also whilst I am on a roll here Cadbury's Fudge used to carry the message 'Mr Fudge - he's such a loon! He can often be seen running around cadbury's land firing fudge sticks out of his hosepipe'! What kind of message is that for kids?
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'Mr Fudge - he's such a loon! He can often be seen running around cadbury's land firing fudge sticks out of his hosepipe'! What kind of message is that for kids?
I think we can all learn a little something from that.
Sound advice for a better future.
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eat your words!
ha
consider my words eaten! ;)
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I've just eaten a Tesco's Organic Fruit Bake Biscuit which according to www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com is biscuit of the week.
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I thought the reversed Jaffa Cake was the equivelent of the brace position you're told to adopt if you are in an aeroplane thats about to crash. The heroic last jaffa cake presents its cushioned underside to the outside world protecting its fragile chocolate shell. Of course this raises more questions than it answers, like 'How do they turn the last one over?' is it a special machine, or teams of little old ladies with gloves on? Is the last one a bit special, requiring grooming from before its a completed Jaffa cake, or is it selected at random, or is it actually every twelfth Jaffa Cake made.
what a website??!?!?
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That website is causing me to lose what little power for rational thought i had left.
Why the feck am i reading about '100 year old ghost wants tea, cake and occaisonally biscuits' and thinking 'hmmm....thats interesting'?
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That website is causing me to lose what little power for rational thought i had left.
Why the feck am i reading about '100 year old ghost wants tea, cake and occaisonally biscuits' and thinking 'hmmm....thats interesting'?
I think I can answer that one.
It all hinges on the fact that we are British. Us Britons love a nicely brewed cup of tea and therefore, everything relating to the 'world of tea'.
It's baffling how it can be approaching 100 degrees outside, but we still click on the kettle for the all important brew. I am currently sweating from my eyes, but still enjoying a nice deep mug of tetleys (the tea, not the bitter... it's a little early for me).
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I win...I win.
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No you don't... No you don't.
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It's baffling how it can be approaching 100 degrees outside, but we still click on the kettle for the all important brew. I am currently sweating from my eyes, but still enjoying a nice deep mug of tetleys (the tea, not the bitter... it's a little early for me).
observe the official stance on this from the Britsh Tea Council http://www.tea.co.uk/news.php?showItem=174
'In hot weather tea refreshes you by gently raising the body temperature momentarily, causing mild perspiration, which cools the skin. This is why in India, where temperatures are currently between 38C and 40C, people are queuing up to enjoy a refreshing drink of tea!'
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'In hot weather tea refreshes you by gently raising the body temperature momentarily, causing mild perspiration, which cools the skin. This is why in India, where temperatures are currently between 38C and 40C, people are queuing up to enjoy a refreshing drink of tea!'
My dad has always said this and will not hear anything against it.
Fortunately my mother is a doctor and she knows the scientific laws that govern body temperature. As a result she has taught me that the best way to keep cool in the hot wheather is to wear as many clothes as you can (to keep the hot out), and to drink lots of beer (because it is cold). It is also very important to wear black clothes because the sun can't see black.
It has never seemed to work for me though :-\
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You do not want to get on the wrong side of the British Tea Council.
Trust me on this, they don't mess around.
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My mum was kneecapped by the british tea council, that'll teach her to claim to know 'scientific laws'
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When did this karma thing turn up? I don't recall turning that on.
I hope you've got your prizes ready there dave, if i lock this topic then we'll have a winner.
Its like musical chairs ;)
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Freuad's having a field day somewhere.
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I just got some Jaffa Cakes from the vending machine at work and to my disgust i found that for my hard earned 45pence i got a measly 3 jaffas.
I feel cheated. >:(
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Think yourself lucky, some bastard appears to have stuck a dead pigeon in my recycling bin.
Which would indicate that someone has been walking around with a dead pigeon trying to find somewhere to put it, odd. :-\
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Could've been worse, someone could have put your recycling bin inside a dead pigeon, imagine that.
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That's one fat pigeon.
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or a very small recycling bin
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Or it's just some good old fashion voodoo :o
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Or it's just some good old fashion voodoo :o
you know nothing of the dark powers of voodoo. Even if you did you'd wish you didn't.....
or something :-\
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I bath in voodoo, i really do http://www.erzulies.com/herbal_bath_liquid_rituals.php
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Does it turn you into a snake?
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Does it turn you into a snake?
What......In a Baron Saturday / James Bond manner?
I suspect Dave is more of a 'Baron Tuesday afternoon' man.
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I suspect Dave is more of a 'Baron Tuesday afternoon' man.
I'm nothing of the sort, How dare you?
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I had you down as Baron 'I hate mondays'
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to bring this thread back on topic....
HA! I WIN! ;D
on the subject of biscuits:
jaffa madness:
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=8&pageID=3
is that biscuit bending?
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god, i just wasted loads of time on that 'pimpthatsnack' site.
gave a 9/10 rating to 'berties massive ring'. wow, what an impressively pimped sweet that is..
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'The Giant Jaffa Cake has a long history; McVities once went up against the Taxman to prove that the Jaffa was a cake and not a biscuit, and therefore exempt from luxuries tax. To prove their point, they baked a giant Jaffa, and showed it to the jury, arguing that if this was a cake, why wasn’t a normal sized one?'
WHY DO I CARE?
OH GOD! why am i reading this nonsense and actually caring?
I'm off to quietly cry in the corner now...................... :'(
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looks like you've won.........
oh hang on, maybe i've just won ::)
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Sorry, you both lose.
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losers, the lot of you!! ;D
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you lose again. ;D
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Your all losers
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...and you
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ok i will throw my hat in here too.
maybe i can win???!!!!
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maybe you can't. nice try though.
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(http://www.sallad.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/oldblog/loser.jpg)
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(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6769/koffxf0.th.jpg) (http://img172.imageshack.us/my.php?image=koffxf0.jpg)
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You'll never win anything with a face like that ;)
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CRUNCH TIME.....
First person to spot the difference will be declared the champ of champs, the coolest of the cool, the midget with a fidget or some such........
http://www.break.com/games/twophotos2.html
GOOD LUCK ;D
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oh very fucking funny! Just as wellI was already wearing brown trousers. :-[
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I feel violated.
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phew, that was a close one, you nearly won there
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...a sudden late challenge puts iqoruvuc in the lead!
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Damn this is tense.
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And i slip into first place with the feel good album of the week which is brought to you by non other than that ray of sunshine known as Freddie Gage................
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4611/album4ab5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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I want that mans babies.
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I want that mans babies.
In what sense exactly?
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In a sort of Village People way.
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and for this weeks feel good album we have none other than the Handless Organist
(http://www.circuitbenders.co.uk/hostedpics/handorganist.jpg)
and whats more this is post number 1000 on this forum so i require a prize from someone.........line up in an orderly queue, cheques made out to crustypaul.
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has anyone won this yet?
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*cough*
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bless you.
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Well seeing as the excitment seems to have worn off with this topic i think we miight as well declare me the winner and have done with it.
Dave informs me the prize will be a broken Imac and a tin of Branston baked beans
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Sorry mate.
I appear to have won this competition without even trying. I was about to post a message of congratulations and accidently slipped into 1st place at the final second. :)
But all is not lost, you win second prize which is a very very broken Imac that smokes when booted. (collection to be organised by yourself)
Well done ;D
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But all is not lost, you win second prize which is a very very broken Imac that smokes when booted. (collection to be organised by yourself)
what, it smokes when you give it a kick?
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hmm, i hope it is no problem to send the imac to the netherlands then....
o well, never mind : just give me the money that it would cost you to send it.
you can keep the imac then, or use it as 3th price.
thanks in advance,
nochtans
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it seems that i sign in for the baked beans as well.
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yeah, fuck the imac, i'm in it for the beans ;)
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you wish mate :D