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Circuitbenders Forum => Banter => Topic started by: the_zombiest on June 10, 2006, 10:04:39 AM

Title: Women, puh!
Post by: the_zombiest on June 10, 2006, 10:04:39 AM
I think i was just dumped for being a bender.
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: voodoolikeudoo on June 11, 2006, 11:24:34 PM
are you sure you weren't dumped for being one of the living dead?

in my experience women aren't keen on that kind of thing. ;D
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: the_zombiest on June 12, 2006, 01:13:50 AM
Nah, she knew about the whole 'undead' thing before we got together. 
Turns out that she didn't want to dump me, but i have to pay her more attention  ::)
She isn't really into droning noise or manic glitches.
Shame really.
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: Circuitbenders on June 14, 2006, 12:46:57 AM
Strange isn't it, anyone would think that women have better things to do than listen to you babbling on about looped glitches or coaxial flange modulation or whatever it is the kids are into these days  ;D

I had to stop reading Future Music when they used to have women sexually molesting keyboards on the front cover. I know exactly how sad i am and i don't need to pay good money for the priviledge of being reminded every time i bought a future music ::)
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: Fatdave on June 24, 2006, 06:41:01 AM
I was having severe women problems until i decided to make myself a girlfriend out of an old Fiat hubcap i found in the street. I then added 3 bags of cotton wool and the recently aquired innards from my next door neighbours Flymo.

(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5540/131vo.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

She's a beauty i think you'll agree.
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: the_zombiest on June 24, 2006, 06:22:01 PM
she's gorgeous.... i'd keep an eye on her though, she looks like the type of gal that can easily go astray
Title: Re: Women, puh!
Post by: Circuitbenders on June 27, 2006, 03:25:36 PM
I was having severe women problems until i decided to make myself a girlfriend out of an old Fiat hubcap i found in the street. I then added 3 bags of cotton wool and the recently aquired innards from my next door neighbours Flymo.


and do you touch youself while watching Scrapheap Challenge?

I know i do ;)