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Women, puh!
« on: June 10, 2006, 10:04:39 AM »

I think i was just dumped for being a bender.
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2006, 11:24:34 PM »

are you sure you weren't dumped for being one of the living dead?

in my experience women aren't keen on that kind of thing. ;D
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 01:13:50 AM »

Nah, she knew about the whole 'undead' thing before we got together. 
Turns out that she didn't want to dump me, but i have to pay her more attention  ::)
She isn't really into droning noise or manic glitches.
Shame really.
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 12:46:57 AM »

Strange isn't it, anyone would think that women have better things to do than listen to you babbling on about looped glitches or coaxial flange modulation or whatever it is the kids are into these days  ;D

I had to stop reading Future Music when they used to have women sexually molesting keyboards on the front cover. I know exactly how sad i am and i don't need to pay good money for the priviledge of being reminded every time i bought a future music ::)
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2006, 06:41:01 AM »

I was having severe women problems until i decided to make myself a girlfriend out of an old Fiat hubcap i found in the street. I then added 3 bags of cotton wool and the recently aquired innards from my next door neighbours Flymo.



She's a beauty i think you'll agree.
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2006, 06:22:01 PM »

she's gorgeous.... i'd keep an eye on her though, she looks like the type of gal that can easily go astray
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Re: Women, puh!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2006, 03:25:36 PM »

I was having severe women problems until i decided to make myself a girlfriend out of an old Fiat hubcap i found in the street. I then added 3 bags of cotton wool and the recently aquired innards from my next door neighbours Flymo.


and do you touch youself while watching Scrapheap Challenge?

I know i do ;)
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