Paul Daniels

[Fatdave]

Is it just me or does anyone else think there's something not quite right about Paul Daniels?

[Circuitbenders]

I would go so far as to suggest that there is something actually distinctly wrong with paul daniels. Thanks for your input:)

[voodoolikeudoo]

but he is magic, you can't deny that.

[Fatdave]

Sorry but im not convinced he is magic.

[Circuitbenders]

Dave you are letting the side down, you haven't posted any total rubbish for months

[Fatdave]

That's cos i've been busy trying to work out if the myth that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny is true or not.

What do you think?

[Circuitbenders]

Nothing funny about clowns,

cannibals on the other hand are a laugh riot.

[Fatdave]

Yeah but i used to think Harry Secombe was a laugh riot until i realised he meant every word .

[Circuitbenders]

Harry Secombe is a cannibal?

I'm never having him round for dinner again

[Fatdave]

My research strongly suggests he's also a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile that stinks like a rotting mackerel.

[voodoolikeudoo]

This is the first i've heard of this, can you prove these rather unlikely claims?

[Fatdave]

Trust me it's all true, the internet said so.

[Circuitbenders]

You are regurgitating this data though so on some level you must take responsibility for the validity of your claims

[Fatdave]

The Internet can take responsibility for the validity of my claims.

[voodoolikeudoo]

My researches on the other hand indicate that none other than Norris McWhirter of the Guiness Book of Records fame was, and i quote from www.indymedia.org.uk, an 'arch nazi, apartheid supporter and part time children's entertainer'.

Now theres a job description.