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Paul Daniels
« on: November 09, 2005, 08:54:59 PM »
Is it just me or does anyone else think there's something not quite right about Paul Daniels?
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 09:19:45 PM »
I would go so far as to suggest that there is something actually distinctly wrong with paul daniels. Thanks for your input:)
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 04:37:57 AM »
but he is magic, you can't deny that.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 08:37:41 AM »
Sorry but im not convinced he is magic.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2006, 05:29:00 PM »
Dave you are letting the side down, you haven't posted any total rubbish for months ;D
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2006, 09:31:21 PM »
That's cos i've been busy trying to work out if the myth that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny is true or not.

What do you think?
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2006, 10:21:38 PM »
Nothing funny about clowns,

cannibals on the other hand are a laugh riot.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2006, 11:31:28 PM »
Yeah but i used to think Harry Secombe was a laugh riot until i realised he meant every word .

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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2006, 11:37:25 PM »
Harry Secombe is a cannibal?

 I'm never having him round for dinner again
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 12:08:29 AM »
My research strongly suggests he's also a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile that stinks like a rotting mackerel.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 12:58:58 AM »
This is the first i've heard of this, can you prove these rather unlikely claims? ;)
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 05:12:14 PM »
Trust me it's all true, the internet said so.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 10:57:07 PM »
You are regurgitating this data though so on some level you must take responsibility for the validity of your claims ;)
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2006, 01:42:03 PM »
The Internet can take responsibility for the validity of my claims.
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Re: Paul Daniels
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2006, 08:44:37 AM »
My researches on the other hand indicate that none other than Norris McWhirter of the Guiness Book of Records fame was, and i quote from www.indymedia.org.uk, an 'arch nazi, apartheid supporter and part time children's entertainer'.

Now theres a job description.  :o 
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