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Pork Pies?
« on: August 30, 2006, 01:56:25 PM »

Just an everyday snack or a real bonefide pie?
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2006, 02:20:49 PM »

There is no question about it; it is the pie of all pies.  Unfortunately eating them kills you but I still eat a few now and then.  Waitrose do some nice mini ones that come in a cardboard tube, and also a chicken and bacon pork pie...here we go again ;)
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 02:41:28 PM »

This is essential stuff to know. Think of all the people searching for information on pork pies on google who will stumble upon this forum and be overcome with a depraved lust for circuitbending. The wider the range of topics we address here the better.

If a pork pie is a snack then surely you'd also have to class a scotch egg as a snack and then you are in a whole world of hurt. More importantly, would a pork pie be classed as a Scotch Pie if you encased it in sausage meat and breadcrumbs. In fact is there actually a verb 'to scotch' something?

Could i produce a Scotch FatDave using this technique?
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2006, 03:30:55 PM »

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In fact is there actually a verb 'to scotch' something?

Yes here we go:

Scotch, to verb a cooking tecnique popular in Scotland that involves covering something in batter and deep-frying it, such as a pie or a roast dinner.  Also see stonner

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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2006, 03:50:05 PM »

so in theory i could scotch my sofa or my fridge. ;)

i'll get on it.........
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 06:11:33 PM »

would a scotch pork pie be too much or would it be the food to end all foods?
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 09:01:55 AM »

We have the Stonner!!!!



1000 calories with 46g of fat including a portion of chips (£3), 'the most dangerous supper in Scotland' is the creation of Saei Sangag, owner of a chip shop on Glasgow's Old Dumbarton Road, who says he got the name from Chewin' the Fat, a cult Scottish comedy. 'I wondered if the name was a bit risky but most people think it's great... it's flying out of the fryers.'
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2006, 01:57:08 PM »

That looks about as appetising as a plate of my grannys boiled mutton which is pretty god damn delicious.

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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2006, 03:11:44 PM »

and does it come with a free stomach pump?
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2006, 02:59:51 AM »

My good friend Karlston informs me that if we didn't have good old fashioned fox hunting then the pork pie would never of been invented and this thread would make absolutley no sense at all. He has no evidence to back this up but i feel inclined to believe the old boy. 

The Pastry was wrapped around the meat to keep it from harms way, come lunchtime the fuckwits discarded the pastry and tucked into the fresh meaty based snack .

I'm assuming this was a time way before some bright spark came up with the idea that we now know as the lunchbox.  ;D
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2006, 12:32:44 PM »

what the hell are you talking about?

That made even less sense than your normal posts, have you been taking tips from papaspank?
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2006, 05:49:57 AM »

The cheese is on the cracker.
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2006, 08:23:34 PM »

I like pork pies.
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2006, 02:41:40 PM »

Your not the only one........    http://www.porkpieclub.com/index.php

I'm especially liking David Onions account  of this years Pork Pie competitiion...... http://www.porkpieclub.com/modules.php?name=Pie_Club_History&file=myrecord
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Re: Pork Pies?
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2006, 02:51:57 PM »

David Onions?
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